By ks.swan13 - 22/12/2010 09:50

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
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perdix 29

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was." You can either swallow that namby-pamby bullshit, or go house-to-house with a baseball bat until you find your dog and beat the shit out of Cruella DeVil and her henchmen.

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zebrapattern 6

*69, figure out what the number is, then look up an address, and bring the police with you so they have to give it back. but take some proof that the dog's yours with you, as well.

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tahaplh 0

at least you know your dog is alive

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SWOLF_fml 0

Hope you had caller-I'd on his ass...

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voiceofreason83 1

they don't have your dog. just some snot nosed kid who saw your flier and wanted to troll you

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bbedlock_fml 7

I hope the dog pees on the thieve's carpet..

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wriptidez 0

what asses call policee

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CovertMilitance 0

get the call traced. Then the cops will bust down the door and kill them

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DeanaGirl 0

Just call the cops. This is dog napping! Plus if anyone ever calls you as well and says they have your pet but wont give them back without a reward is holding them for ransom which is also against the law. Your phone company or you contacting the police with the time of the call etc. (enough info so that if the phone co. wont give you details they can give the cops the details) because sometimes phone co. don't work with the customers, sometimes they only work with police... Either way I hope you get your dog back!

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