By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
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Fortuitous 0

Dammit. Your parents suck! Mine used White Out.

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IcyJack 7

Well, you could always use a funeral condolences card, but instead of the deceased person, scribble it out and put your parents' names.

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roguesurfguy 0

actually it saves treeeeeez

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

It's called recycling. What, you want to kill a tree? Yeah, the earth's oxygen isn't as valuable as a card for you. Selfish!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I fully support botanocide and tree-killing is one of my mostest favaritest hobbies. It's funny how a lot of times peoples whom try and save the trees are vegematarians, meaning thay kills more trees then any of us and keep round the animinimals who suck the ayer from hour environmantation. I say **** goein green and kill some dam trees, hell yeahhhh!!!

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Hughmadd 0

Today, it was my child's birthday. My family has had very troubling financial situations lately, but not wanting to make him/her paranoid or sad on their birthday, we decided to get them a card. In a desperate attempt to save money, and to recycle, being the good citizens that we are, we gave him the one we used last year for our daughter. After all, at least we remembered, right? We were hoping (s)he could overlook the scratched out name, and be impressed anyway. (S)he wasn't. FML Kidding, your parents probably just suck

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ckjacques53198 0

cards mean shit. someone else wrote them

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ThatLooksSticky 16

economy sucks, eh?

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020266t 5

I thought the economy was getting better...

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captian926 0

OMG. you just want everyone to feel sorry for you. Be happy you received a birthday card and are able to gripe about a recycled one. I had recycled clothes!

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jakeisawake 3

Maybe it was a very deep, sincere card, and your parents couldn't find one like it, so instead they asked your sibling for her's. I mean, why else would your sister keep the card if it wasn't meaningful? At least they bought you a new envelope for it to be sealed in... I think.

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rowbot4 0

you could always use the card over and over and over again to see how many times it can get handed down, make it "the card"!

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