By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 579
You deserved it 2 632

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Fortuitous 0

Dammit. Your parents suck! Mine used White Out.

Well, you could always use a funeral condolences card, but instead of the deceased person, scribble it out and put your parents' names.

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nikki456123 0

Maybe they couldn't afford another card

they couldn't afford a 2 dollar birthday card?

Well, you could always use a funeral condolences card, but instead of the deceased person, scribble it out and put your parents' names.

How unthoughtful! Happy birthday, anyway.

zkchild 0

That just means your not the favorite.

ur like sucks u bitch go get a gf and get out of ur parents basement what are u? 60?

These two comments are such complete and utter failures, I don't even know where to start. Were you two having a synchronized seizure?

OolioFoolio 0

Hey Doc. I've been noticing that in your "FML Unofficial FAQ"-thingy on the question "What does OP stand for?", you change what it "stands for" quite often. Any reason or explanation for that? Oh, and if you're wondering, NO, I am NOT a stalker, I just read your bio because I find your comments witty and hilarious, especially when you are being sarcastic. ;P

doc there was another comment above mine about who i was talking to so I said what I said on purpous

Foolio- there are several things on there that change periodically. I have no idea why that happens. Must be a glitch in the software. ;) Twisted- good to know.

RookiePyro 0

64 - You are a great man, "synchronized seizure", i shall never forget that

OolioFoolio 0
doggywalker 1

I agree. double win. if my parents did that I would think it hillarious.

Wow...Id rather get nothing than a reused card. They still could have called you or sent you an email. Even an E-card. Anything is better than a gift saying youre not good enough to get something specifically for you.