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Maybe they couldn't afford another card
maybe they could but didn't want to =P
they couldn't afford a 2 dollar birthday card?
tight ass parents
Well, you could always use a funeral condolences card, but instead of the deceased person, scribble it out and put your parents' names.
How unthoughtful! Happy birthday, anyway.
Well happy bday it souks tho wat they did
ur like sucks u bitch go get a gf and get out of ur parents basement what are u? 60?
These two comments are such complete and utter failures, I don't even know where to start. Were you two having a synchronized seizure?
Hey Doc. I've been noticing that in your "FML Unofficial FAQ"-thingy on the question "What does OP stand for?", you change what it "stands for" quite often. Any reason or explanation for that? Oh, and if you're wondering, NO, I am NOT a stalker, I just read your bio because I find your comments witty and hilarious, especially when you are being sarcastic. ;P
doc there was another comment above mine about who i was talking to so I said what I said on purpous
Foolio- there are several things on there that change periodically. I have no idea why that happens. Must be a glitch in the software. ;) Twisted- good to know.
Wow...Id rather get nothing than a reused card. They still could have called you or sent you an email. Even an E-card. Anything is better than a gift saying youre not good enough to get something specifically for you.
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Dammit. Your parents suck! Mine used White Out.
Well, you could always use a funeral condolences card, but instead of the deceased person, scribble it out and put your parents' names.