Love: Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched... - FML

By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

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By failedparenting - 07/09/2016 16:44 - United States - Bronx

Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML

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By Who needs sleep - 19/04/2025 15:00 - Netherlands

Today, my wife helped herself to an energy drink at 7pm, because she "felt tired", and yelled at me when I told her not to. All night, all I heard was, "Babe, I can't sleep. I'm restless. Talk to me. Babe, you're sleeping and I feel lonely. Hey babe what are you thinking about? What's going through your head?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2022 03:00 - Australia - Oyster Bay

Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML

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By Druggie - 07/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Culver City

Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML

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By Lisa - 20/07/2022 15:00 - United States - Bow

Today, my water pills are almost identical to my sleeping pills, so not only did I not get any sleep, I had to get up every 15-30 minutes to go to the bathroom. FML

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By anon - 29/01/2015 18:32 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

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Just say no

By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 22:30

Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML

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By Night Owl No More - 13/08/2022 04:00

Today, I had to explain to my gaming friends that I can't be a night owl anymore because of a major health scare where I was suddenly unable to sleep at all. I now have to take sleeping pills every night and abide by a strict sleeping schedule. My friends are bummed out, and I feel bad for them. Fuck insomnia. FML

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Sleep cycled out

By ninithel - 24/11/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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Sammansix 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 22:56

Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.

VorpikeII 17

Tuesday 7 August 2012 22:55

Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?

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Edgar1320 2

Wednesday 8 August 2012 5:55

She maybe wants you to stroke her clam all nite lol

excusablepennny 2

Wednesday 8 August 2012 6:04

I think she's trying to tell you something.

walshboy 0

Wednesday 8 August 2012 7:15

kick the shit out of her

alycion 38

Wednesday 8 August 2012 7:16

Damn why didn't I think of doing that? It's five me a break from the snoring. ;)

govan1107 1

Wednesday 8 August 2012 7:21

You should get her back

wubbazugg 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 8:01

Take the hint ;)

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Wednesday 8 August 2012 8:06

Biiiiiiiitch

lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 8 August 2012 8:10

How does that benefit her...

Grimnirwher9 21

Wednesday 8 August 2012 12:30

Maybe she wants more/longer/more energetic sex?

takpaan 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 12:06

Haha I think she's hintin on more action at night maybe

DogReypistPANDA 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 13:32

She wants you to have energy to get it on! Go OP!

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