Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
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Bruce9707 0
Who turns on the water when they're already in the shower?
Gerblat 0
I don't know about you, but my shower starts freezing cold. I always turn it on and let it warm up for about 30 seconds before I jump in.
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Comments (96)
somename1223132 5
Pwjd by a shower head i bet it hates you
imosh 0
So Is That Anything like giving a mouse a cookie?
xmorganx 0
okay I'm sorry but this one just made me laugh like crazy(:
Norther 1
stop complaining! Free work aint the best -.-
kattyeyedkay 0
who turns the shower on while in it??? especially pointed at your face!
BaDJennings 0
I've been reading a lot of these FMLs and yours has successfully made me chuckle
domking1315 20
If you give a mouse a cookie....
sunlovinmama 1
Great visual from this post. That's hilarious
TheEpicPies 15
That's gotta hurt!
bodirt7say0 1
Lol I have had the same happen to me in a tub, i matrixed out of the way of the faucet but the blasting water proved more challenging to aviod, and the worst part is youd think the landlords knew howw to install a faucet correctly or would hire someone who could...sorry bud i hope your alright <3