Today, I found out that I'm highly-placed in my wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono and won't be able to take part for at least the first half of the competition. FML
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Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Today, and for a few days, I've been sick, vomiting, with fever from a stomach bug. I was in the middle of a figure skating competition when it happened. I had just won and was gearing up for day two. I also just lost a best friend after they asked me to throw the competition and I declined. FML
Today, it's officially been two weeks since I found out I have mono. It's also been two weeks since anyone has visited me, called me, or even emailed me. The real kicker? I'm now fired from my job because they can't believe I can have mono twice in one year. I guess I'm just lucky that way. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
You could kiss all the other wrestlers or drink out of their bottles, give them the mono and then everyone is even! Mono wrestling for everyone!!! Steroids ARE accepted!
NeatNit 32
I believe that's Pokémon.
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Comments (53)
jesustitts 20
Sorry to hear that OP. Get better soon! And good luck with the second half of your wrestling competition.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I remember back in high school I broke my right wrist on a kick off. It was the second game of the season. I was able to put a cast on that bitch, pad it up, and I was back for the third game. You'll be alright OP, if you worked this hard for it don't give up. Get healthy, keep training, get back out there and kick some ass, pal.
misspulkadot24 17
Life vs. You Life, uppercuts you with mono! 3, 2, 1, KNOCKOUT! That's wrestling, right? I'm not quite sporty enough to know all the terms.
NeatNit 32
I believe that's Pokémon.
hessel 13
not sure if it was a terrible joke. or just not a very good commentor
parism143 28
that's boxing omg
NoMore_CoolNames 14
There are no uppercuts in REAL wrestling.
misspulkadot24 17
Sorry, I just remember in street fighter they say KO at the end. Then again, you can also throw fireballs. My apologies.
drake_b3 12
That's fake wrestling
willela14 9
Your thinking of fake wrestling... Real wrestling does not have uppercuts or you would be immediately disqualified
loldatssad 12
Some things happen. Hope you get better soon OP!
BubbleGrunge 18
You could kiss all the other wrestlers or drink out of their bottles, give them the mono and then everyone is even! Mono wrestling for everyone!!! Steroids ARE accepted!
mokmok82 4
Gaaaaaaaayy
Zimmington 21
Give mono to your competitors girlfriends so you won't be sitting out alone.
zoepie 7
I hope you can at least play for the other half of your tournament OP. Feel better.
Quiacko 9
Do I hear... DIRTY WRESTLING?! In all seriousness, that sucks OP. Hope you get better,
SuperMew 22
While unfortunate, at least you will get better and be able to participate in the competition. A guy who went to my school was in a car crash that made him unable to use his left leg properly. Even with a year of PT, he was never able to compete again.
perdix 29
You don't need to bother with the first half of the competition. Once your opponents find out you have mono, they'll throw the matches before you get the chance to kiss them. Congrats in advance on your inevitable victory!
noobsatin 19
sounds like an excuse someone who was scared would make.
DocBastard 38
It also sounds like a serious viral infection that saps your energy and generally makes you feel like shit. He's highly ranked because he wrestles well, not because he's a chicken shit, idiot.
deathy94 14
Doc, I believe #18 was trying to make a joke; not a good one.