Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
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Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
I can't catch a break
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
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ugh_a_lug 7
I tried to think of a witty reply to this post and failed.
genesisnirvana 11
Agrawka nope
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ugh_a_lug 7
I tried to think of a witty reply to this post and failed.
mynameis1339 0
Or you could of not posted. Noob.
enonymous 8
So she's retaking her position as boss of you yet again. I can tell who wore the condom in that relationship.
jayalexander 7
no McDonalds won't accept my application because I have a criminal record and I'm no longer allowed to be around kids...
jren207 24
20, I'm pretty sure only a male can wear a condom.
genesisnirvana 11
25-your girlfriend is hot
TheBlackCops 0
31, there were female condoms last time I checked.
iluvboobies 9
You'll be her little subordinate bitch, OP. Yay! :)
enonymous 8
I googled Sarcasm and all it said was "not found on the Internet"
kyarush 10
Make up sex?
CryMoreFMLs 14
Try again next FML 42... You missed the mark on this one.
Babalu722 3
31- one of the biggest trolling fails of all time
BiTeMeLuVv 9
Ummm Sooo... U Can No Longer Be Around Kids Because... Lemme Guess , Ur A Perv ? -_____________-
nilin95 1
All I have to say to you is look for another job and get the **** out of there.
enonymous 8
64 they don't even let me near pets, plants and death row inmates. Why do you think they let me on the internet?
YDI__Bitch 0
You can start looking for a new job now
SexyQueen0905 24
Can you spell AWKWARD?
genesisnirvana 11
Agrawka nope
yomommma 6
Yes.
kathuzada 6
Drawkwa
CryMoreFMLs 14
Auckwurd.
imosim 0
Am I the only one that comments like #3s are really stupid? "can you spell _______" it just seems really dumb way to put things...
eminemchick 19
akward.. awkwar....nevermind. ill leave that one a cliffhanger.
number0 8
Yes, and I can spell LAME too.
livlifelaugh7 4
nope can u
77wade 0
Hey if yall hook back up you can bring in some extra green
luismyl 6
I hope you weren't the one who ended the relationship!
MrPositive 0
If YOU broke it off: I hope you dont have a life outside of work If SHE broke up: time to make up!
perdix 29
Someone's got a SERIOUS stalker! You may need to tell HR about your past, so they don't put her over you and in a position to dominate you. Hopefully, your company has a policy forbidding strap-ons in the workplace ;)
RebekahBrooke 9
lol!
CarsAndMoney 5
lmao
CarsAndMoney 5
lmao
skulskinator 5
O my god that would suck
randomlettrrs 8
mine has that policy :(
mango260 9
well that's exciting! lols
Hollywoodgirl79 18
She's only applying for the position. That doesn't mean she will necessarily get it.
Cjob 3
I'm not too big on black mailing.. But if you have some left over pictures from the relationship maybe that could help out some?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Yeah cause that's real mature
TheRealHouse 7
Like a boss