By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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mariekentairo 0

You should get out more then....

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Jbiebs82 0

No fml unless you said you were allergic to dogs

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xHabsfanx 0

Lmao I didn't see that coming, I thought op was gonna say she was a lesbian. Lol go find a real girl op, that's really sad...

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ezioaudatore 0

wow you ****** furry my term for furry is same as *********** but just shorter and otger definitions

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hereweshallgo 0

give her a mint before you make out with her...

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transamman 0

WTF? ur talking about a dog being the girl of ur dreams, n I'm the one who every one calls weird

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Gummybears4life 0

umm... listen.... you cant be in love with a dog.... its just not right.... so um... stop being creepy

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