By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

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Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 601
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Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!

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Melissaluvsyou 0

Dude. i am so sorry lol that sucks like soo freakin bad.

dochoc_fml 0

you're pretty sad. you should just put yourself out of your own misery

live_life22 0

AHAHAHAHA@!!!!!!! ANOTHER CANADA!!!!! AHAHA!!!

superfly957 0

1st! oh ya! and ya ur life sucks

juliamack13 0

hahahaahahahahahha wow how do you pull that off? lol

zerosk8ter999 0

wow now that's funny. bet u won't fall asleep doing that again lol