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By Habel - 24/08/2016 03:59 - United States - Kenosha

Today, I farted in front of my girlfriend of eight months for the first time. She got up from bed and left the house, all while constantly repeating "No" over and over again. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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Dank_Maymays 8

If she acts like that over a single fart then you're better off without her and finding someone else. Good luck OP!

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kikimajigger 12

After only talking for like a week, the guy I was talking to long distance forgot that he had his phone on speaker phone and that I would hear it when he let out a fart that I imagine shook his house. We've been married for almost 2 years now. If she can't handle a fart, maybe it wasn't meant to be...

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Eldslibo 20

Haha, that's awesome! My boyfriend farted in bed the same night we got together, I think i did too actually. 7 years, and still going strong. We did both grow up with the knowing that bodily functions are normal, and nothing to be ashamed about. I've got a friend who believed that if you farted or peed in front of your partner, your sexlife would be ruined. I just laughed when she told me, because your sexlife is not ruined by being confortable with each other.

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