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By Habel - 24/08/2016 03:59 - United States - Kenosha

Today, I farted in front of my girlfriend of eight months for the first time. She got up from bed and left the house, all while constantly repeating "No" over and over again. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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Dank_Maymays 8

If she acts like that over a single fart then you're better off without her and finding someone else. Good luck OP!

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Dank_Maymays 8

If she acts like that over a single fart then you're better off without her and finding someone else. Good luck OP!

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Eldslibo 20

Wtf!? If your fart didn't smelled like pure death, it would be a huge overreaction. My boyfriend works with biogas and sometimes his farts smell like... I can't even describe it properly, it's just so bad. But I would never behave like that. Perhaps I'd leave the room for a while but nothing more. If you love your SO, you love it all, gases and everything ;)

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talicaroxi 25

jesus Christ. she's going to be very lonely one day if that is how she's reacts to a fart.

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kikzermeizer 7

She needs to get over herself. But actually, if you're living in close proximity to one another can't tip toe around certain things

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One_In_Three 24

What the hell do you eat?

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gigiskye 20

Well, as long as you are ok with her farting then wtf her her problem

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mnshdw818 3

I've been married for 15 years and my husband and I do not fart around each other. Some things are best kept private.

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One_In_Three 24

That must be a very secretive marriage you got there.

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Everyone_Is_Mad_fml 5

Hmm... Refusal to let natural bodily functions take their course... around one another. You two must have plenty of time apart. I'm not a person that would condone cheating. But I bet he has another woman that he can be real with.

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MrsHumanFrog 19

That's incredibly immature of her. Better to find out now so you can move on, good luck.

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