Intimacy: Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML - FML

By hjkashld - 24/04/2012 01:48 - United States

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Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

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Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML

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By virgo - 30/01/2010 06:50 - France

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Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

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Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso

Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML

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By k8thagr8 - 01/03/2015 02:47 - United States - Virginia Beach

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

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Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2014 20:09 - United States

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Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 01:59

Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML

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Top comments

kzxvazure 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 7:27

just say no....

HSOMGF 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 7:33

That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, **** HER life. She deserves better.

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Illyssa_fml 4

Monday 11 June 2012 16:47

Thats an Fherlife

randi8907 3

Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:56

hell I'll have sex with her if u don't... if u don't do it.... someone else will. don't be surprised if she cheats.

ZombieKitteh 8

Friday 26 October 2012 10:12

Probably should have told us the reason. Now you just look bad

AllowMe 2

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:45

Huh, wonder if you and my husband are the same person.

jessherself13 21

Thursday 4 April 2013 6:40

You should have just said no, there's nothing wrong with being honest OP.

jeffandjeff 22

Saturday 10 August 2013 21:01

Girls lie about their allergies acting up or that they get a headache to avoid sex and its fine but a guy does it and he's a pussy. If she gained a ton of weight I'd say no too.

singularstar 5

Tuesday 31 December 2013 19:02

I hope she read it

fantasyworld 37

Friday 29 August 2014 4:13

You can say no.

Likian5 26

Thursday 25 September 2014 0:14

F your life, or F HER life?

lux_final_spark 18

Saturday 11 July 2015 22:57

I hope she divorced you, you pussy..

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