Kids: Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:11 - New Zealand

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

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By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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By Cat lover - 23/12/2017 01:30

Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML

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Summer vibes

By milksquad - 17/07/2017 14:11

Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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Cats rule, boys drool

By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By anonymous - 06/06/2016 16:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 20 October 2010 16:07

I think someone needs a partner with a brain.

iloveboyswittats 10

Wednesday 20 October 2010 16:12

It was probably a joke. I can't see anyone saying that seriously.

Comments

tdurden 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 9:24

lame

urkiddingright 3

Thursday 21 October 2010 16:22

This FML is for your son, not you. "My mom chose to live with someone who values the cat more than my health. FML."

truegirl2anna 4

Thursday 21 October 2010 18:49

lesbian ur destroying your kids mind

ahole1212 3

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:34

well, you could just drown your son in a bathtub... Cats>kids

rinkagamine_fml 9

Friday 22 October 2010 4:58

I have allergies and asthma, and if anyone tried to take my pets away, they'd be sorry. I take my medicine every day and I just ******* deal. It's really not that bad.

Syriangrl 0

Friday 22 October 2010 7:38

your kid is number one, get rid of the stupid boyfriend

nramirez05 0

Friday 22 October 2010 10:07

uh ur partner can sleep outside

munkee_6669 0

Friday 22 October 2010 12:11

YDI for using the term partner you fag. Its butt buddies or fags lol

Gotdirt 0

Friday 22 October 2010 18:29

He's a keeper.

mercedeslove 0

Friday 22 October 2010 19:27

Seeing as how your kid probably acts more wild than the cat, the piece of shit should sleep outside. Why should the cat have to suffer because of the kid? He was there first. The world should revolve around the mistake you made when you failed to use birth control. It revolves around the world.