Miscellaneous: Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's...

By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By PictureLess - 10/01/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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You deserved it 12 072

By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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You deserved it 54 245

By offrampmotel - 28/03/2017 14:00

Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML

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You deserved it 752

lebreex 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:44

Oh sorry. My bad, I didn't mean to get in your picture.

freshed 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:03

This is where scan and photoshop comes into play. Turn him into Mickey Mouse

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lpaul49 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:18

In response to #11's question: Pedophiles do that. Pedophiles.

PurryLucy 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:44

In Disney World? Man, I feel bad for your pictures. Now you can't show them to your kids unless you get him cropped/Photoshopped out... :S

lebreex 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:44

Oh sorry. My bad, I didn't mean to get in your picture.

spenceroone3 0

Monday 27 September 2010 6:48

lol win

lazylacey 0

Monday 30 March 2009 11:10

Lol #14

ArenaDude 0

Monday 30 March 2009 11:44

sooo... where are you hosting the picture scan? xD

pspnick 0

Monday 30 March 2009 11:52

dude i was not touching my self i was re-adjusting my underwear...slowly... way to make me look badxD

rinnychan 2

Monday 30 March 2009 12:42

Send it to failblog.

coolcat666 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:45

Yeah...like 70% of the people at the park are kids...that's so wrong

Silhouette_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:55

Aww gross.... cut it out of the picture...

nirvanafreak 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:09

He obviously saw your kids and couldnt control himself! His hands have a mind of their own!

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