By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 09:39 - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
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the_enigma1019 1

Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.

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Leadamp 7

Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody

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Samster2000 9

Cook your body twice a day? I know hot girls are attractive, but...

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well those "tanning" beds weren't originally meant for tanning, you know...

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Jonaahhhh 12

When he heard that "hot" girls are the way to go, he took it much too literally.

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perdix 29

I can see how you'd clean and submit your body for sex twice a day, but how do you cook your body for sex?

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tsent8 15

31 you don't wanna know where the stuffing goes.

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BulldogHoops 14

There are some guys that really still treat women like items, apparently this is one of them. Don't go out with him again.

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fadingaway 17

The way you've placed the inverted commas makes it look like he wants you to clean and cook your body.

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Spectre529 12

I would put some distance between you and him... Major distance. Mexico is good. And this is what happens when you find a "match" online. Great odds you'll wind up with a creep like that

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FML_Whale 18

The ocean is a great place. OP should come here, it's easy to avoid creepy people. Or people in general.

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perdix 29

Just say yes and move on. Once you're married, you can ratchet it down to twice a season and there's not a goddamned thing he can do about it.

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ICastillo 24

You should have just got up and left and never talked to that fool again.

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badactor009 0

You may see a few frogs before you find your prince. Don't settle for less than someone who makes you feel good about yourself when you are with them.

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FML_Whale 18

Who knew the Joker could have such good advice?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

What does that have to do with this FML?

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