Intimacy: Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks....

As long as he wasnt forceful or creepy about this I would have found this so funny. the worst that could happen is giving him your number and you know .... eventually sitting on his beard

famoose 7

Sunday 7 September 2014 7:33

That's fantastic xD

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