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By ascaredman - 23/02/2016 08:26 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I checked my voice recording to see if I was actually snoring out of curiosity. I didn't hear anything but the sound of doorknob moving and the door being open and then closed. I live alone and the audio was taken last night when I was asleep. FML
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peteto818 28

Change the locks and buy a nanny cam. And maybe ask a friend to spend a few nights at your place.

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aDiplodocus 11

Hopefully it's just you sleepwalking OP, but highly suggest investing in a camera just incase it's something else.

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masschris 17

I can fix that if need be. Ill go thro the window next time lol

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RooPeanutButter 11

I'd be terrified and have someone come over.

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brittany0603 8

Are sure it wasn't the wind? Did u have an open window?

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False_Stupidity 41

I'm pretty sure that the wind can't turn door knobs and open then close doors gently enough to not wake OP.

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puppie406 23

Actually 51, the wind can. On a particularly windy day, if I leave my bedroom door closed but without locking it and I also have my window open, the door will swing open and closed randomly because of the wind.

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shitstorm28 11

get some kind of security system. our a big ass dog.

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slut4coffee 9

I read this exact thing on Reddit NoSleep a couple weeks ago

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shadowdragon0820 20

Wait until night, lay in bed but don't sleep. Have a gun on you. If something happens, go all out.

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