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By ascaredman - 23/02/2016 08:26 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I checked my voice recording to see if I was actually snoring out of curiosity. I didn't hear anything but the sound of doorknob moving and the door being open and then closed. I live alone and the audio was taken last night when I was asleep. FML
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peteto818 28

Change the locks and buy a nanny cam. And maybe ask a friend to spend a few nights at your place.

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aDiplodocus 11

Hopefully it's just you sleepwalking OP, but highly suggest investing in a camera just incase it's something else.

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peteto818 28

Change the locks and buy a nanny cam. And maybe ask a friend to spend a few nights at your place.

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aDiplodocus 11

Hopefully it's just you sleepwalking OP, but highly suggest investing in a camera just incase it's something else.

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Lucario227 22

Sounds like the start to a new Paranormal Activity movie

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whoredom 21

yea that's actually a huge issue. You need to figure that out before it's too late. You could have a Ted bundy class stalker.

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Bravewolf 15

I think the best case scenario here is you're a sleepwalker

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Welshite 39

So you've got three options: stalker, sleepwalker, or a particularly polite ghost with an aversion to walking through walls. I'm going with the option 3.

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Welshite 39

But then he would have woken OP up. I don't knock when I creep into my victim's rooms. They look so peaceful when they sleep.

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M3DO 24

It's time to change the locks

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