Intimacy: Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All... - FML

By canispankthat - 01/10/2010 11:07 - United States

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Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Horny on main

By UnsexyWife - 15/03/2023 20:00

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Today, I sent my husband a bra and panties pic. He simply “Liked” it on iMessage. Yet he always comments, “Beautiful, hot, gorgeous, sexy, etc.” on bikini models he follows on Instagram’s photos, along with lovey dovey emojis. FML

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Dorito Man

By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 23:50 - United States - Parker

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Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

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Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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It's business time

By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Spicy

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

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Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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phatdaddy62 23

Friday 1 October 2010 16:41

cross dressing usually has little to do with gay. it's separate from sexual preference. it's still odd. but I've known several cross dressers with happy heterosexual marriages.

RezaDupontDC 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:27

Relax, it's not gay. You turn him on, and he's trying to imagine how it feels to be you.

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madgrinchhatter 12

Saturday 29 December 2012 18:18

I misread this and thought you were modeling the panties for him.

BrutalnHonestbro 7

Saturday 16 August 2014 2:18

I would be delighted if my husband did that!! Truly delighted! A pair of my tighter fitting panties would really show off his GREAT ASS!

dbwisco 4

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:29

How did you not burst out laughing? Lol.

Habacadavarus 12

Sunday 3 April 2022 16:51

Sounds like a line straight out of a comedy, I like it.

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