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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2021 02:01

Today, after my 7 year-old learned at school that water that goes down the sink and toilets is cleaned and then turns up in the taps as drinking water, he is now refusing to drink it at all in case it is recycled toilet water, and if he carries on he may need to be hospitalised for dehydration. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By fml9124 - 21/12/2019 05:00

Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML

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By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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By dogggg - 14/07/2014 02:10 - India - Pune

Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

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When you gotta go…

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML

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By Lauren Davies - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:42

He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:43

Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.

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pjordanw 9

Wednesday 23 January 2013 9:09

Take a shit in the toilet & see if he'll drink out of it.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:30

My son used to nip behind the couch and go bright red in the face whilst pushing a poo into his nappy. So cute. Got a bit over it by the time he'd turned 16 though... I'm funny like that.

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 23 January 2013 16:36

Well at least now you don't need a dog.

DarkskyFML 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:09

If he has had his parvovirus shots, he should be fine.

myoukei 31

Friday 17 January 2014 22:25

Uh... My sister did that when she was 2. We found out later it was because she was diabetic....

metroido 17

Tuesday 27 May 2025 1:55

he’s 4, he probably thinks flushing makes the water clean.

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