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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2021 02:01

Today, after my 7 year-old learned at school that water that goes down the sink and toilets is cleaned and then turns up in the taps as drinking water, he is now refusing to drink it at all in case it is recycled toilet water, and if he carries on he may need to be hospitalised for dehydration. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By fml9124 - 21/12/2019 05:00

Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML

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By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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By dogggg - 14/07/2014 02:10 - India - Pune

Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML

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By Lauren Davies - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:42

He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:43

Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.

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olhuma 5

Tuesday 22 January 2013 21:59

What? No warning labels, with clear, child readable pictograms on your toilet? Time to sue the manufacturer.... ;-)

APersonalProblem 13

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:01

He's going to learn the hard way.

olhuma 5

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:01

Blame it on whomever named it first a toilet "bowl". That's just confusing...

maddygirl820 10

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:03

At least he's not an adult baby

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:06

That's why you have to watch pre schoolers! They'll do anything!

olhuma 5

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:06

Small customer driven innovation calls for a lockable toilet lid...

slap_u_much 6

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:31

OP, try find those child proof locks for toilets

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:44

He's just dehydrated....

c0c0_fml 16

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:49

Even my stupid cat doesn't do that.. Hope your kid doesn't get sick.

that_rob_guy 3

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:55

Been there.

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