Today, I catfished the love of my life... On Grindr. We were... - FML

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By Female - 08/02/2018 16:32 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I catfished the love of my life... On Grindr. We were in the process of buying a house and getting pregnant. FML

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Mynxie 26

Friday 9 February 2018 19:24

Isn't grindr the gay hook up app that mostly men use?

interesting33 36

Sunday 11 February 2018 10:28

I think I misunderstood. did you mean you went on grindr due to suspicion of them using it to cheat, and were able to o get him to agree to cheating? in which case, FYL so much and I'm so sorry. If you routinely catfish people just because then YDI

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Mynxie 26

Friday 9 February 2018 19:24

Isn't grindr the gay hook up app that mostly men use?

JuliaKay14 33

Saturday 10 February 2018 17:30

Yes

5th_point_of_contact 8

Saturday 10 February 2018 5:11

I don’t get it

JuliaKay14 33

Saturday 10 February 2018 17:30

Grindr is a hookup app for gay men.

interesting33 36

Saturday 10 February 2018 12:15

I am confused. You catfished them? so you pretended.tp be someone you're not? because if that's the case I'm afraid I have to click YDI and I feel you should be held accountable/arrested

interesting33 36

Sunday 11 February 2018 0:49

oh wait. so you went on grindr and pretended to be male and seduced him?

interesting33 36

Sunday 11 February 2018 10:28

I think I misunderstood. did you mean you went on grindr due to suspicion of them using it to cheat, and were able to o get him to agree to cheating? in which case, FYL so much and I'm so sorry. If you routinely catfish people just because then YDI

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