Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
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Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Bad start, bad end
Today, I was on holiday over the Christmas period and ended up with food poisoning. I spent most of the time on the toilet. I think I’ll stay home next time. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
The blame game
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Sightseeing
Today, it's been five days since I finally made it to my dream vacation destination, after months of planning, saving, and dreaming. I got food poisoning within hours of arriving and I've spent the last five days in my hotel room, staring at a toilet. FML
Work sucks, I know
Today, I returned to work after a week off due to severe food poisoning, after which I ended up in the ED. I was given a warning for causing an inconvenience to everyone, and next time I'm going to be sick, I should give 3 days notice. FML
Today, after coming back from a trip to Africa where I got malaria, I went to the hospital for some blood tests. The doctor said, "Good news! You never had malaria! But they put you through a lot of dangerous treatments and now your liver has an anomaly." FML
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Musicsthecure 8
When Africa's food is better prepared than ours.
LudicMonster 22
Bitch please, I've lived in Africa the majority of my whole life without catching major illnesses, contrary to popular belief, there are places on this continent that are clean and safe -.-
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Musicsthecure 8
When Africa's food is better prepared than ours.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Food in most African countries is not that much different from ours. You find western food and usually it is prepared in a safe way.
ironichalibut 24
They only have so much of it, they have to prepare it right.
diversgal 9
Our food isn't synthetic like yours. We have real organic food here. We cook our own, no TV meals with plastic ingredients! So, this comment is just naive. Please educate yourself on Africa before you make silly comments.
PincessBoff 6
My dad went to Equatorial Guinea when I was in fifth grade. He was there for about six months and told me the meat markets there where everyone gets their food, sells monkey meat. Pretty gross!
ironichalibut 24
Cheese and crackers! Does anyone have here have a sense of humor?
bamagrl410 31
And Americans wonder why everyone hates us so much. Fellow citizens, your ignorance is showing...
Sekkaichi 12
It could've been worse. Food poisoning isn't that bad anyway. Just rest for awhile.
ananas99_fml 10
Well its really unluck
420Zombie 17
Have you ever had food poisoning #2? It's horrible
license2chill 5
2, it depends on how serious it is, the mild ones could just send you to the washroom a few extra times a day, serious ones could be fatal, if I remember correctly.
Sekkaichi 12
Yes I have had one before. It was pretty painful for like a few minutes but it calmed down after. It's not that bad IMO. I guess it's different for everyone.
darkxsky86 7
I don't think you truly know what food poisoning is....
brisbanegirl 21
Clearly you haven't had food poisoning properly, maybe just an upset belly. When I last had food poisoning it was coming from both ends at the same time and within 8 hours I was so dehydrated I had to be admitted to hospital on a drip. I hope for your sake you never get proper food poisoning, it's awful!
LudicMonster 22
Bitch please, I've lived in Africa the majority of my whole life without catching major illnesses, contrary to popular belief, there are places on this continent that are clean and safe -.-
MissMess 12
Yes, but visitors have less resistance to local illnesses and are more susceptible. OP wasn't trying to diss Africa, calm down :)
SAgirl 21
She was just stating the obvious, calm down :)
diversgal 9
Africa, like any other country has illnesses. It's got nothing to do with food. If you are anywhere in the world and you prepare it badly, you'll get sick. Clearly. Educate yourselves about your horrible African misconceptions before you pass judgement. I live in Africa and I have never had food poisoning. Yet I got so ill in Singapore? Go figure.
shawnaishere 14
Chill out. It's not even that serious. First of if you're so passionate about Africa you should know that it's not a country but a continent. Nobody is trying to diss Africa so relax and truth be told, sometimes you do get sick from the food prepared because of the unclean water used to prepare it. Ofcourse, there are advance countries in Africa which barely have this problem but OP didn't even say the country in Africa she went to so we can't possibly know whether it was one of the better countries or not.
Isa_fml 20
I like you.
buckeyed 20
30-Africa is not a country!
gxwyz 2
"like any other country". My head hurts with the stupidness.
DropBearMeat 23
You claim to live in Africa, but think that Africa is a country.
diversgal 9
Ok back up a second... Continent or country... Whatever. You're all missing the point and focusing on what you want to focus on! I live in a COUNTRY within the CONTINENT of Africa. Sue me. I am still eating organic REAL meals. Stupidness? Really? A little rich if you ask me. Point is: misconceptions are dangerous. We may live in a third world CONTINENT or COUNTRY, but that doesn't make us uncivilized!!! Before you point fingers, argue the point and not the typo! FFS!!
diversgal 9
Actually, I live In SOUTH AFRICA. A COUNTRY south of the Continent. Get a grip and argue the point please. Or rather don't pass comment, because it's clear you know very little about our country and continent anyway!
MissMess 12
BUTTHURT ALERT
frecktured 14
**** off #30, I'm a SGrean and I even got food poisonings from some kopitiams around here but rarely.
ophel1a 7
hate to say it, but you were probably eating more whole and raw food while there, no? your poor stomach wasn't ready for the civilized corn-feast again here at home. :P
ItsAnanya 25
Hate to say it, but you need to understand that people get "civilised" food in Africa too.
diversgal 9
Thank you. We do get "civilized" food in Africa too. Ours is probably much healthier and organic than anywhere else in the world, because it's grown here and exported across to you!! As I said before, educate yourselves on Africa before you make comments implying we are living in the bush!!!! And that we lack civilization!!! Because that shit will get you nowhere in life!!
munchy22 5
#31 And you implying that all Americans are uneducated about your country/continent is just as ignorant it will also get you nowhere in life
ophel1a 7
guess i overestimated FML's ability to recognize scorn and derision. does "corn feast" sound very civilized to you? maybe next time read a little slower and take note of context and tone being used? raw and whole foods are good foe you, as most people know (i hope, anyway). here in the ol' USofA, everything ia made from corn and modified food starch. i would much rather be eating in africa!
Clumsyblonde22 12
You my dear are an idiot! He was saying that OP probably had better food while in Africa. Read correctly before jumping on someone's shit!
Clumsyblonde22 12
I got what you were saying Ophel. We actually love in the same city too!
ophel1a 7
thanks, 64. ;P (girl though--don't let the very convincing moustache fool you!)
ophel1a 7
birds of a feather, eh clumsy? ;D
Clumsyblonde22 12
Yes, it would seem lol.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
31, calm down. No need to get so defensive. Nobody's bashing your continent. Plus I'm pretty sure the point of the comment was that OP had /better/ food while in Africa, probably unprocessed.
chanellgymnast 17
Did you just so happen to devour McDonald's?
BellaBelle_fml 23
There are McDonald's in Africa as well. So your comment is sort of moot point.
stevothedevo 25
You didn't eat the left overs in your fridge did you??
lambda_fml 40
Bless the rains down in Africa. ;-)
Wizardo 33
Its just that people in the West are too lazy to cook properly, that and they have no training/experience, you watch one show of Jamie Oliver or Barefoot Contessa and you're suddenly a Michelin star chef...
ApollosMyth 22
The generalizing is strong in this one.
Wizardo 33
Well let me amend, SOME people are just too lazy to do a good job, just work ethic.
memejinoh 11
At least you were home - despite the fact that it can still be hell. Better with hell at home, I guess!
Ameel_fml 19
To be fair, most food poisoning symptoms don't appear for about 12–72 hours after you at the food, so you never know where it came from...