Work: Today, I called the place I interviewed at twice and was offered... - FML

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By unemployed - 28/02/2017 20:23

Today, I called the place I interviewed at twice and was offered a job at 2 weeks ago to schedule my background screen and drug test, only to have the guy who initially offered me the job tell me "I thought you got my message, we're taking back the job offer". I already quit my other job.

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dfiggs 17

Friday 3 March 2017 12:32

There's a life lesson in there for you: don't quit your job until you've cleared the background check of your new one

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dfiggs 17

Friday 3 March 2017 12:32

There's a life lesson in there for you: don't quit your job until you've cleared the background check of your new one

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