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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 28 817

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 556

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WearingHats 14

Monday 29 October 2012 16:01

At least it was empty.

ginnygoggorgon 3

Monday 29 October 2012 16:02

Reconsider your word choices when breaking up with future girlfriends lol

Comments

spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 30 October 2012 9:41

she is fond of irony

carminecris89 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 9:45

While she overreacted, YDI. Saying you have a lot on your plate is a bullshit excuse. You need to actually tell her the real reason so that she has closure and can move on. When guys say stuff like "I have a lot on my plate", girls know you're bullshitting and now have no real closure and a lot of self doubt and what ifs.

Good_old_Grim 8

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:38

Why can't being burdened by other stuff be the real reason? Stuff like work, studies, family responsibilities and other crap can pile up to the point where there is just no time for the girl. Would it be better if he tried to juggle it all and the girl just got neglected?

Ashybebe 2

Wednesday 31 October 2012 5:55

Irony level over 9000. Sounds like u let a witty one get away haha

whatadaydanny 12

Wednesday 31 October 2012 11:43

Guy breaks up with girl, girl overreacts = You Deserve It Girl breaks up with guy, guy overreacts = Your life sucks, **** that guy. THIS COMMUNITY DRIVES ME INSANE.

gamer925 2

Wednesday 31 October 2012 17:49

It would have been funny if she yelled...NOW YOU HAVE A CAR ON YOUR PLATE!

Quimpo 14

Thursday 1 November 2012 9:15

You should have chosen your words wisely lol

nymerian91 6

Thursday 1 November 2012 21:36

"I find his line cliché, so he deserves to have his windshield broken." Are you people voting YDI as deranged as the girlfriend must've been? Or has all the FMLs made you think that people (or more correctly, guys) deserve whatever they get simply by leaving a failing relationship? FYL OP.

kraz8 1

Friday 2 November 2012 19:58

Sucks for you, but you gotta admit that was a lame breakup line.

RKD 23

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:43

Well, OP, looks like you can really DISH it out but you can't take it,,,,,,nah, seriously, if you didn't see it was going anywhere, but that was a lame-o breakup line!