Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
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Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
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xBangOut 4
What a bunch of assholes.
awesomechick618 0
just to be clear, those people are not your friends, real friends don't do shit like that. that's just wrong.
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Comments (134)
SceneFaggot 0
it's my friends and I, not my friends and me, learn your grammer.
stewpididiot 11
74 is correct.. 76 is wrong.. OP... YDI for taking so long to Jack off in the shower.
stephx11 0
lmao! Aren't you loved ;)
qazxsw1463 0
lol, someone's girlfriend is getting "trained" lol
Kyousho 0
I don't get how you can say "My friends and me" after they did that, they aren't your friends at all
kimburger 0
hmm I wonder if this concert is EDC, since op lives in Cali...
SoCalBro 0
no, probably warped tour
meifly 0
wow, bunch of assholes,.
toast1b 0
Omg, dude I'd be starting my prison sentence right about now
JokeMeister 0
Better watch those "friends"
xtx123 0
People like that can go to hell.
bittersweet1 0
im sorry, wow, some friends, and i wouldnt even consider her your girlfriend