By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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TaylorGoesRaawr 0

That's Gross I Almost Threw Up In My Mouth..

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McBentley 0

uhm...ew. like seriously...I'm like really sorry about that...nasty O_O

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MR7T 0

oh thats hilarious, neways hope u had fun

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oscar10p32 0

Its ur fault stop biting ppl for ***** sake

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tuckeradam1985 0

Finally got married to my girlfriend of four years a couple weeks who was a proud virgin waiting for marriage, which is fine except for the fact that after four years of waiting on sex,..she decides to get a yeast infection the first time we do the deed. Its been two weeks and she still is on baked loaf pills. Next week, period week. FML.

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Sheebaby187 0

Y the **** would u bite ur boyfriend 's neck u idiot

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santanaaa 0

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