By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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dirtydee11 0

every time i read this one i get a gag feeling

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columbiancoffeei 6

ugh thats nasty you should make a note to check the area before you bite

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that_damn_friend 0

actually puss isn't just fat, it's dead white blood cells that, for all intensive purposes, "ate" the bacterial build up that resulted from a blocked sebum gland (which secretes oils which solidify to fats) which caused the pimple. :D and for that i feel sorry for the poor girl....yuck

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braunababer 0

why would you even bite his neck? what are you a vampire! freakin freak.

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KITOtheKID 0

You totally deserved a puss in the mouth!

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