By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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xoconnie 8

omfg. ewww! wtf wtf wtf! and why would u bite his neck if he is a pimply boy.?!

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superclumsy 0

ok so i read this FML like 5 months ago and it still haunts me.... so ****** gross....

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THAT_ONE_PUNKER 0

hahahah lmfao me 2 #5

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sayheyyybabe 0

That's gross, but why were you biting his neck? Twilight vampire fantasy?

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fmylif3xD 0

It's retards like this that make me puke, why the hell would u bite his neck in the first place? Screw Twilight, and New Moon. You're making girls retarded. If a girl bites my neck I'm sewing XD

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xFrostyx 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL! LMAO! L M A O R O T F L B T C S T C N D B F O O T W I F O A G W L L B G W T H R O O T S A I A K B A Y B If you are questioning yourself what it means.. "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer." WRONG IN SOO MANY LEVELS.. SINCERELY, YOUR SCIENCE TEAHCER!

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xFrostyx 0

... ps. PHYSICS.. NOT SCIENCE.. and WOMAN! HYGENIC MUCH??

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oOMr_JonesOo 0

that is pretty revolting i must say. maybe your bf needs proactive?

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