By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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aug_hbar_owner 0

ur an idiot in the 1st place u look before u bite

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eliz_b4thFML 0

oh my god that's sick. buy him some face wash or something. give him a lesson on hygiene too. it could of been a random zit but still, ew ew gross ha ha. blech.

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ErikaRayne121 0

I think bile rose in my throat when I read that. I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't have any pimples on his neck. We bite too much and that would be soooo ******* gross. better you than me :P

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MYCATSEGA 0

ok i just puked on my new laptop. thx alot :(

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km1234 0

Oh ew ew EW.....No....Just...NO!

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