By anonymous - 27/03/2013 23:55 - United States - Honolulu

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
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ThatOneDrummer 8

So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

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aburch427 5

Making that phone call while u are next to him? Idiot. How did he not expect to get caught

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octopussperm125 18

"What are you wearing jake from statefarm" "Uh, kakhis?"

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Harle 24

I go onto iFunny and this FML is all over it today...

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heartemopants 18

Is he the one that broke his arm?

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simoncat 11

Well, your husband WAS "in good hands"...

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xeka 10

That's Allsate, Broette...

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csi_fml 19

Your bf is just making the funny I wouldn't worry

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xeka 10

My sides i KNEW i'd see it on FML one day!! XD

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helita 3

I'm from Norway, and even I know that commercial ...

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