By anonymous - 27/03/2013 23:55 - United States - Honolulu

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
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ThatOneDrummer 8

So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

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TheNewGuy03 28

I hope that at least one person noticed that what he actually said sounds almost exactly like what he claimed to have said (that is, if said in a low voice). So there's at least the possibility...

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TheNewGuy03 28

"Baby, you're making me hard." "Jake from State Farm." Assonance. That is all. I think the bastard is cheating, too. Shit.

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middlecyclone 5

Uh...no. That is not assonance. Also the huh was in reference to your poorly worded comment and not about what the OP said.

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TheNewGuy03 28

...then you define assonance, because my understanding of it is that it is simply a collection of similar vowel sounds present within a phrase or sentence. My original point was that the dude, in his attempt to be surreptitious, was too loud, therefore alerting his spouse, prompting him to utter a phrase that sounds similar using the same collection of vowels. I apologize if my original verbiage was difficult to understand. I was simply playing Devil's Advocate and pointing out a possibility. **** it. I'm done.

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rokolodo 10

You just had to laugh.!! That was good, lol

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jem970 19

Oh yes I alwayd laugh when I find out I am being cheated on! It is so funny! Not.

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rokolodo 10

So, you rather not find out?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm sure everyone would prefer to find out, but saying that OP should laugh at this is a little far. I certainly wouldn't laugh if I found out I was being cheated on, and I don't know of anyone who would.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

...I'd pretend to be on the phone and do that on purpose to play a prank on my other. Getting slapped would so be worth it.

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twye 22

So losing your spouse's trust would be worth it too?

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roxxyfoxxy3 25

-84 Eh. I can imagine that as something me and my crush would do. :o if your close enough with your spouse, then they would probably know automatically it isn't true.

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Kitten_Calderon 14

I'm guessing he's cheating... I'm sorry op. I hope you can work things out and that he's actually not cheating.

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Inciter 33

It sounds like cheating to me. Sorry, OP. Hopefully things work out for you.

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perdix 29

Did the voice on the other end mutter, "She'll never buy that?"

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kurodansei 16

I cant even be mad because this just sounds like a Troll husband who let the joke go too far. as in he"s not actually cheating.

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TheWhiteLotus 5

Are you people insinuating that none of you have EVER seen that State Farm commercial??? That's EXACTLY how it plays out. Take into consideration the length this man might be going to in order to simply troll his wife. Let's not all assume he's a dirtbag, yet.

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middlecyclone 5

Um...in the commercial, the wife did not hear the husband say "baby you're making me hard." Just because the punchline is the same, that does not make the rest EXACTLY the same.

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BobbieH 19

Maybe your husband is an insurance policy fetishist?! Google it, apparently this is a real thing. Jake really is a good neighbor if he is indulging your husband at 2am!

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UshraKhan 3

I wonder what he was actually insuring haha

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becca21_fml 2

He doesn't say anything remotely close to the commercial. The guy doesn't call Jake "baby" & he doesn't say anything about getting hard. You clearly caught him cheating.

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