By anonymous - 27/03/2013 23:55 - United States - Honolulu

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
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ThatOneDrummer 8

So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

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feelbadforyou 3

Oh my god what a jerk! I feel bad for laughing!

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mustang19898 16

I'm not sure what would be worse. Him cheating on you or actually talking to a Jake from State Farm and getting an erection.

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mdski98 2

Lol, that's going to turn into a classic one day.

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rokolodo 10

This is still the best FML yet. Thank you,

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fml_seriously316 13

Did you ask what they were wearing? Ok I'm sorry. That has to suck.

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luvy 3

that is awesome....well not for you..

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