Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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Lesson learned

By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By StupidBerk - 17/09/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

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Movie night

By MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

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By Derps - 04/05/2011 09:11 - Denmark

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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amehl977 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:55

"let it go"

Bisnaga 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:52

Next time buy the DVD. Are you sure it was your friend and that he didn't downloaded it already like that?

Comments

c0untblah 4

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:14

I want to say I feel sorry for you, but I'm not. It's so funny I find it impossible to feel bad.

Circles 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:18

Humiliate him at school. Glue photos from it and stick them to his locker

mrmcleod 29

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:33

Sounds like a good way to get expelled. Some sound advice from the interwebs. *slow clap*

Nimor 25

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:22

I tip my hat in your friends general direction!

Reider022 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:34

Yes kids she was just putting snow on her face....

mzgabbster 28

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:52

YDI for pirating.

Khaleesi_26 30

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:18

Op didn't pirate. OP's friend did.

YepThatsMeee 23

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:09

Because he told his friend to do it. Presumably OP is too dumb to figure out how to download movies himself.

Emiweb 9

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:54

If your mum asked you to get a download, then she deserves it. If she asked you to buy it and gave you the dough, then you deserve it.

buckdharma 37

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:54

I bet you's thawed out pretty quick.

KingSplatter 9

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:55

YDI. Learn to bootleg for yourself or go out and but it like a decent human being

SkullsRules1 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 10:27

Laugh now, Take revenge later ;)

ezio416 6

Saturday 31 January 2015 10:33

Frozen isn't shit, it's THE shit. Come on, now.

botanistjessica 24

Sunday 1 February 2015 15:26

I feel like I'm the only one here who completely agrees.

just1n12 18

Wednesday 4 February 2015 20:59

Love every Disney movie! All of them are amazing!

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