By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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mrricecakes 4

Why would you even ask that in the first place?

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groupleader 7

I hate veggies, but you are one vegetable I would eat.

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eman1972 4

He just needs to give you something to make you move. You're only as good as your partner!

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lolfood 24

For some reason, that made me laugh

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BobbieH 19

Sorry but YDI. Try being an active participant in your sex life and you won't get this type of response. Your question and the response indicates you're insecure. Get over yourself and your insecurities and you'll be happier in life.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Why would you ask him about you being kinda alivo? (Family Guy)

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perdix 29

Q: What's the difference between the OP and Jell-O? A: Jell-O wiggles when you eat it!

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numbersystem 4

Orange you glad you're not a vegetable? Dont turnip your nose at veggie puns or I'll beet you up. :)

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Lillebrune 7

He might just eat you up if you were a veggie ;)

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