By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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mrricecakes 4

Why would you even ask that in the first place?

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j_cat187 19

Wonder if a vegetable can feel and enjoy sex?

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mhopper 13

Only one way to find out!!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Veggie Tales + Rule 34 = A horrifying answer to that question.

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CJQ_Kriss 1

gotta say ydi...dont ask a question then complain at the answer you get. he was just being honest apparently. and dont be mad that you're dead in bed. there's plenty of free **** online. watch and learn. you might even like it

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fuqsam 5

He must not be a vegetarian...

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Ugi 26

It's a stupid question, so he gave you a stupid answer. What were you expecting?

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RebelYell14 4

Whether its true or not, score 1 for the boyfriend. Maybe your response ought to be to shut him out in bed.

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BronyVasNormandy 12

So, he currently sticks you up his ass during sex? Or are we talking about a different kind of vegetable?

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ungawd 3

There's a term for people like you. Lol watch Friday the 13th part 4 and listen to what teddy says hahaha

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shannonjnae2706 0

Maybe you should invest in a copy of the Kama Sutra from your local bookstore. FYL for dating a douchebag, but YDI for not exploring your full potential between the sheets. Sex is waaaaay too much fun to just lay there. :)

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thomasmaxwell12 0

I'm sorry but "would you love me if..." questions screams insecurity and just drives guys crazy. Lol so even besides the fact that he said the sex isn't great, you deserved it.

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