By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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mrricecakes 4

Why would you even ask that in the first place?

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DotZz 4

What type of question is that? Who cares if you're a vegetable or not??

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BoogerDawson 6

You remind me of the time I spoke to my ex wife about our sex life.... After the deed she said to me, " was that good??? " and I would say " well I didn't expect the earth to move, but I did expect you to ".....

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freakguy455 0

Daaaamn. You got move around, makw it fun. Squirm like you're trying to get away..

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mop909head 1

Op just try a little harder, no woman likes a guy whose bad in bed so what makes u think a guy likes a girl who just lays there?

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