Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked.... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 12:00 - United States - Montgomery

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 02:00

Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Monday 1 February 2016 0:08

must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.

Xandriajoy10 18

Monday 1 February 2016 0:11

The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...

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_doggo_ 7

Friday 20 May 2016 13:43

Come on now this isn't Kentucky.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:14

Anyone have her number? For academic purposes?

colonel_dante 9

Thursday 2 June 2016 15:19

This is by far the most spicy and awkward and seemingly FML FML I have read so far...

foreverfukt 15

Monday 22 August 2016 21:14

Literally everyone sticking up for this guy probably lives in a trailer, ur fukt OP.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 1 August 2017 15:17

the second? Hell me and my sister used to bathe together. Naked. It's not a big deal...

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 August 2017 15:32

The worst part is that you’re banging girls that are 1/10th as hot as your sister. If your sister is a 10, that means you are ******* 1’s — how much alcohol is needed for that?

404wan 19

Wednesday 24 October 2018 17:19

this is what i imagine happens to all those guys who say their sisters' name during sex.

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