Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked.... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 12:00 - United States - Montgomery

Spicy

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 02:00

Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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Top comments

TurquoiseJesus 15

Monday 1 February 2016 0:08

must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.

Xandriajoy10 18

Monday 1 February 2016 0:11

The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...

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cherrylee63 3

Thursday 4 February 2016 4:50

I'm a straight girl I check out chicks all the time and think that some have better bodies than the other..... Never would touch a ****** though. You people are ignorant

SirPidles 7

Thursday 4 February 2016 20:39

You did kinda bring the comments down on yourself by comparing her to sexual partners....

ZGLH 11

Friday 5 February 2016 2:46

Incest is the best, put your family to the test!

bprattle93 1

Saturday 6 February 2016 9:27

That is a really creepy thing to think about your sister.

Dr_Awesome654 24

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:37

??

sadmofo12345 15

Sunday 7 February 2016 9:07

Incest is wincest...?

DeadManRollin 6

Sunday 7 February 2016 12:31

Stop watching Game of Thrones, dude!

Andrewluz 5

Monday 8 February 2016 12:24

Sweet home Alabama?

The666Ghost 17

Sunday 10 April 2016 13:23

You should tap that!

AN5661618 10

Monday 9 May 2016 5:16

Home sweet Alabama.

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Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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Today, I received my Amazon order of a mini massage gun, which I’d been really excited about. I tried it out, but it got tangled in my hair so badly that I had to cut it out. Now I have a bald patch. FML

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Today, I’ve met the last of my wife’s ex-boyfriends. She’s been out of touch with all of them since we met, but after seeing their shared looks, I'm convinced they all have naked pictures of her. How recent they are is the only remaining question. FML

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Today, I tried to fix my wife's brakes and change her oil before I worked on my truck. Seven hours later both vehicles are unusable. FML

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Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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