By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 21:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Spicy
Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 875
You deserved it 16 549

Same thing different taste

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Ouch. Maybe be a little more clear on what you mean by "spontaneous".

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Isa_fml 20

Learn what you like on your own, if you haven't already. It'll be fun. Then you can pass the knowledge on to him! Communication is so important for good sex. Good luck. <3

Turn it around on him, grab a toy and tell him to bend over

josiemorehouse 12

Maybe instead of just hinting, you can just bring in some toys? Most women don't ****** through regular sex only. Add some kink, vibrating toys, etc. And don't completely say no to anal, maybe some play in that area will enhance your pleasure. And for those who are saying to tell her boyfriend he's not doing a good enough job, I think that's wrong. Guys are sensitive about that as much as women. OP should bring up adding some toys, maybe try a dom/sub role play where she is in charge so she can tell her guy how to please her. Trade off dom/sub roles. Good luck, OP!!

frizz101 22

I've never met a woman who enjoys anal.

#37, I love it!! As long as there's lube anyway. . .

I seriously don't get why #30's being voted down. She's totally right.

#37 I do... I actually can't ****** without it.. it's quite frustrating.

DrownedMyFish 18

Great idea! Adding a donkey into the mix will definitely spice up your sex life!

The Dan Savage solution is called for here. DTMFA.

beaverteaser 16

And you didn't say "No, that isn't what I meant."? If not, then the surprise buttsex is your fault.

I read brother instead of boyfriend at first. I was a little grossed out there for a second.

hazardmuffin 21

If you're in an intimate relationship, you ought to be able to talk openly about it. I understand you might not want to hurt his feelings, but if you can't speak up and tell him what you want, I'm sorry, but you're not going to get it. If you're frustrated, tell him you're frustrated. It's not his fault he doesn't know how to please you properly if you've never told him. I don't get how some people are totally cool with getting naked and mashing their squishy bits together, but aren't comfortable with talking about their likes and dislikes.

Well you did say spontaneous, not tender or romantic. Plus wut wut in the butt is pretty awesome.