By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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You deserved it 48
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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crack_fml 0

SMALL ******* ****!

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hellFighter 0

If you were 20, I would have given you FYL for having bad luck. At 30, it's basically your own damn fault. YDI.

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delphina 0

9, that line is obviously from a Daniel Tosh show.

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wtf_cupcakes 0

It's kind of pathetic how people say mean things about this. Even if you have like, the WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS, some woman out there will still like you. I hope you find her. :]

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Cormophyte 0

Put down the sandwich and/or pick up some weights. Nobody has a good excuse for being a virgin at 30 unless they're disfigured or deformed, and even then...

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HeroicDude 0

That's not true, I'm sure plenty of women saw your penis when you were a baby. *snort* PAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAH

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f_ckkl_fe 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAH. damn it must suck to be you =/

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