Intimacy: Today, at work I went to the bathroom to pooh, and I heard another... - FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 19:12 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, at work I went to the bathroom to pooh, and I heard another woman in one of the stalls grunting horribly. To ease the tension I joked "Sounds bad. Having a baby?" My boss said back "I'm constipated. I could use some help." Yup; today my job depended on helping my boss take a shit. FML

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Sudoc 29

Thursday 30 June 2016 11:28

I'm probably going to regret this, but how exactly were you supposed to "help"?

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 11:37

I really hope you get hazard-pay for that one!

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Sudoc 29

Thursday 30 June 2016 11:28

I'm probably going to regret this, but how exactly were you supposed to "help"?

countryb_cth 38

Thursday 30 June 2016 13:02

I was going to ask the same thing. Kind of scared for the answer though.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 11:37

I really hope you get hazard-pay for that one!

Elgrin 15

Friday 1 July 2016 16:23

It could be worse. I'm struggling to see how, though.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 5 July 2016 8:44

The boss could have been having an actual baby and OP could have had to help with that?

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