Love: Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying,...

By suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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Projection

By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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Aethren 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

maybe you should have texted her instead

ptrek85 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

I really hope you didn't try to propose again.

Comments

Eagleyes27 0

Friday 25 June 2010 12:20

I know how you feel : /

_GODZILLA_ 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 5:29

What SeximusPrime said. Shoulda texted the bitch and said "I was going to propose, but all you care about is technology. We're done."

crazynerual 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 0:43

what a bitch... maybe she was texting her friend to say that you just proposed?

t_fml 11

Friday 22 April 2011 5:08

haha wen u go on the honeymoon just txt ppl or pretend

Koolgirl15 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:47

What a bitch, you can do better

sneaks20 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:55

that's something my girlfriends would do,, well she did with the promise ring I got her :'(

rmeyer6 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:47

dump her!

PrimeStarscream 30

Sunday 26 June 2011 22:53

Why didn't you dump her right there? Tell her what she lost and she'll remember it forever.

Shadow_Spark 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:38

Well, on the one hand, if the text was about a relative being in the hospital or something of that nature, it could be understandable. On the other hand, if the text was something like "what color nail polish are you wearing today?", than there is no excuse.