By mistletoe - 09/12/2013 02:21 - United States - Miami

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Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML
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hnz 13

That's when you say "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

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Ambient25 24

Smack the shit out of him. I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl: "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"... I burst out laughing

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buttcramp 21

well he's got style! class, not so much..

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buttcramp 21

I thought I saw this guy I know. so I walked across the bar and said "is your name Steve?" and he takes a sip of his beer, smiles and says "nope! is YOUR name Steve?" and motions to the bartender to get me a drink lmao

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831curmudgeon 7

Perhaps the scariest part of that is the idea that he is clueless enough to actually think that might be a clever, interesting, and effective way to get your attention. And yet he is still allowed to vote, breed, and operate heavy machinery... sometimes it is a sad world we live in!

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medic3507 2

I would suggest telling him to kiss your ass instead, but he would probably accept it as a consolation prize...

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RedPillSucks 31

Say "Yes" and when the situation arises, be sure to bring your Doberman named "Vag"

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disneyguy 4

But you let him correct?

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