By mistletoe - 09/12/2013 02:21 - United States - Miami

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Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML
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hnz 13

That's when you say "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

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Ambient25 24

Smack the shit out of him. I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl: "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"... I burst out laughing

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jonahwalzer 12

That even sounds ghetto

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Popopor 3

You should have said,"Only if I can kiss yours."

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CarolinaRed 1

this is great..im gonna try it out! lmao

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G_bear24 9

Ummm and that's when you leave very quickly!

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bingbongbingbong 11

Did it work

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mythicaltimes 15

To be fair, are there actually any good unused pickup lines?

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

It's only slightly better than the one I got via private message on a social media site the other day: yo i wanna *** u Yes, that is exactly how it was written. No, as smooth as Rico Suave was, I declined his offer. My only regret is that I was unable to smack him in the face with a dictionary. Repetitively.

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