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By lonelyme - 26/02/2018 20:35

Today, and every other day for the last 3 months, my boyfriend refused to have sex with me. I then walked in on him jacking off. Awesome. FML
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user53658 15

I couldn't agree more. I recently started myself, I'm currently on day 15, and already feeling so much better. Getting your boyfriend on this path is the most loving thing you could do for him and yourself.

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Jad123 15

Breaking up is the easy choice. Instead, before you do so, talk to him about masturbation (and pornography if he watches it, which is very likely). You can show him a reddit group called /Nofap (I myself am part of it), which will explain in details why **** is bad, and what the benefits of abstaining from masturbation are, along with countless stories of wives complaining about erectile dysfunction in their husbands, or even more disturbing things, like men between the ages of 25 and 35 reporting already having erectile dysfunctions. You could actually help him out a lot, and if he's receptive and open-minded, you could end up making the relationship even better. If it doesn't go well and he doesn't want to hear it, well, you tried. But seriously, have a go at it, I GUARANTEE you that if he abstains for just ONE week, his sex drive will be so high he'll be all over for you for sex everyday, and the sex its self will be amazing too! :)

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Jad123 15

Breaking up is the easy choice. Instead, before you do so, talk to him about masturbation (and pornography if he watches it, which is very likely). You can show him a reddit group called /Nofap (I myself am part of it), which will explain in details why **** is bad, and what the benefits of abstaining from masturbation are, along with countless stories of wives complaining about erectile dysfunction in their husbands, or even more disturbing things, like men between the ages of 25 and 35 reporting already having erectile dysfunctions. You could actually help him out a lot, and if he's receptive and open-minded, you could end up making the relationship even better. If it doesn't go well and he doesn't want to hear it, well, you tried. But seriously, have a go at it, I GUARANTEE you that if he abstains for just ONE week, his sex drive will be so high he'll be all over for you for sex everyday, and the sex its self will be amazing too! :)

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user53658 15

I couldn't agree more. I recently started myself, I'm currently on day 15, and already feeling so much better. Getting your boyfriend on this path is the most loving thing you could do for him and yourself.

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