By arsewipe92 - 30/08/2009 04:16 - United States
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Boy, was my first time memorable. Still, when I recover, it's all bareback for me, I guess. :/
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Greenroom
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and dude. don't call her out. she probably wasn't foaming from the vag or anything but she probably had some awful itching, she can be allergic to it on the inside...
bye bye condoms
The withdrawal method is stupid in so many ways. Its really ineffective, it puts so much stress on the couple worrying about when to pull out, the precum might be fertile, and it makes the ****** less enjoyable for the man. Go on the pill, wear a (non latex) condom, use a diaphragm, spermicide, etc. There are dozens of alternatives to this stupid practice.
YDI for not being on birth control. Although you probably need to use condoms because he's probably cheated on you(2 years is a long time to wait) and will give you the clap or something if you don't.
letitbe56
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What a stupid thing to say. If they haven't been having sex, there's no good reason for her to be on the pill. This girl could be sixteen for all you know, in which case two years is a reasonable wait.
CheshireHalli
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Me and my boy waited about that long... Sorry that most people can't wait to jump in bed with others... =/ And, no neither of us cheated.
You would know your allergic to latex before this moment in your life. Think about all the latex in the world, medical gloves, balloons, ex. I'm sure you've been to the doctor's before.
It might not've been the latex, you know.
Next time get lambskin condoms; they're more expensive, but at least you won't be developing hives in your sensitive spots. It's not necessarily true she would know; my sister in law didn't know she had an allergy till she gave birth to her daughter. That area is much more sensitive than any other area of skin; it obviously isn't a strong enough allergy to affect her other places, but strong enough to cause extreme discomfort in that most sensitive spot. Do your research.
chowyuk
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Yea it really is a form if birthcontrol i didn't say I was a good method but it really is a method of BC just like the rythm method is a method of BC might not be the best but none the less it is a method
ydi for taking two years to give it up.
oh yeah, because if she'd given it up earlier, she wouldn't have been allergic. way to go with the ridiculous logic.
mushrooms_fml
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Omg you totally deserve it for using condoms!!!!! They suck so much, 4 the both of u!!!!! The feeling of sex 4 the guy is diminished, he cant feel it as good. And condoms chafe girls alot. I myself am on the pill - the feel of real skin beats out the feel of condoms any day!!!!! And u dont want to break out in a rash from condoms either, it will look like herpes! LOL! Or there are other condomss made out of different material but they r more expensive, but i think it is better 2 shell out than 2 break out in an allergic rash that looks like herpes!!!!!!! Not that u will have 2 pay 4 the condoms, after all girls can hold out 4 sex whereas guys get blueballs so if he will not pay 4 the condoms just tell him u will not be having sex with him if he does!!!!! So ya just go get on the pill or get the insertian cause those r very convenient. And if u r too young 2 get on the pill without ur parentss permission, like i said earlier just go get the condoms made out of different material. Although if i were ur boyfriend idk if i would want 2 wear dead lambskin on my dick! LOL! Thast pretty disgusting!!!!!!!!!! Anyway I knew a girl who thought she was allergic 2 latex, but it turned out she just had a yeast infection, but either way it looked like herpes, and u certainly dont want that!!!!! Ita pretty gross. Of course then like a year later she actually did get herpes cause she let a guy use the pullout method instead of actually uing a condom (bc she found out she wasnt allergic, see?)
mo_the_owl
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I'm just gonna hope that whole paragraph was a joke. Otherwise, you're a prize idiot.
memory_loss_fml
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I just hope you're a troll. The girl was a virgin, of course she wasn't on the pill :/ I'm not even talking about the rest, it's a textbook example of what NOT to do. OP, your life sucks indeed. But how come you didn't find out earlier? Never put on latex gloves in science class or anything?
mushrooms_fml
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Ur a dumbass 84, i never said she wass on the pill u idiot, i said she should be. **** off
mushrooms_fml
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And 82, why dont u go die bc u have no friends. Idiot
Yea, well atleast they can spell and don't feel the need to type like a retarded robot. Lyke, OMG!!! Thats so sucks 4 U!!11! HAHAHA!11!!1! Maybe if you just typed like an intelligent person you would be ok sweetheart :)
mushrooms_fml
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And maybe no1 wants ur input so go **** urself cause thats obv the only action u ever get bitch
Actually I kinda liked her input, because she said something intelligent. You, on the other hand, are retarded and should just quit now before you embarrass yourself further.
Nai_fml
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Maybe you should learn to spell and use correct grammar, then no one would hound you about it. But, you'd actually have to learn something, so I doubt that will happen.
spongebobrocks
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QuoteXunquote, I'm with you. She spams on a lot of FMLs concerning love and intimacy. It's horrible. Mushrooms, you see those red lines under your words as you type? It's called spell-check. I think you should pay some attention to that.
mushrooms_fml
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Omg spongebobrocks and nai, its pretty sad that u have 2 follow me around attempting 2 make fun of me. And so sorry for giving a **** about people, unlike u 2 douchebags. **** off!!!!!!!!
Nai_fml
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I happen to read the comments on FMLs, what's so wrong with that? I'm not following you anywhere honey. And I do care about people; I'm not the one that said they dump someone once they get "bored" of them.
spongebobrocks
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Yeah, I happen to read the comments, too, they're amusing :] If you gave a **** about people, you'd give them reasonable advice/comfort.
mushrooms_fml
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Ya cause i have a right 2 b happy and if sum1s not working 4 me i have a right 2 not b with them anymore!!!!!!
Nai_fml
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Would someone not "working" for you be someone who doesn't give you gifts or rake care of you?
Nai_fml
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take**. Damn I hate having a slow computer.
mushrooms_fml
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I didnt kno sum1 could rake care of sum1 else, nai, maybe u need a dictionary
The point #85 is that your suggestion would not make a difference to her current situation since she was not having sex before. Do you think people go on the pill for fun?
Nai_fml
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Way to be a hypocrite. Besides, I already corrected myself.
mushrooms_fml
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not b4 every1 acknowledged ur stupidity
spongebobrocks
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Nai HAS a point, though, Mushrooms. Apparently, that's what you consider "taking care of"...
Nai_fml
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Oh yes, because I'm the one that looks stupid here, since I made one mistake. Compared to your perfect typing with numbers. And if you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm.
spongebobrocks
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You keep being a hypocrite. And a stupid one at that. People acknowledge your stupidity all the time, Mushrooms, yet you do nothing in correcting it :]
mushrooms_fml
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spongebobrocks - if ur so smart y would u end ur sentence in a preposition? Dumbass Nai - ill type how i want, doesnt mean i have bad grammar when i speak. 4 goodness sake
Nai_fml
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I said nothing about how you speak. Yet, I'd imagine it includes a lot of "like", "totally", and "uhm"s.
spongebobrocks
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I'm not saying I'm smart. I'm just smartER than you are.
mushrooms_fml
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O really than y am i studying 2 b a nurse? Do u kno my iq, stupidass? And nai, uhm, like, ur totally such an, uhm, dumbass. Like, **** u.
spongebobrocks
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Because you want to wear the sexy nurse costume for your patrons in the ***** house.
mushrooms_fml
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Well at least u admit i will look good in it fuckface
Nai_fml
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I'd prefer if you didn't **** me, thanks. And I am an ass, but I know I'm not dumb. Nice try.
spongebobrocks
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Where'd you get THAT from? I never said that. You wish I found you good looking. You're just so bitter that not every man wants to get in your underwear. That is, of course, if you WEAR underwear...
mushrooms_fml
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Please like i need u 2 find me goodlooking. I get enough male attention without sum nerd pawing all over me thanx. And nai, yes u r a dumbass.
Nai_fml
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How so?
mushrooms_fml
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U think ur really smart and witty and clever but u certainly r not
spongebobrocks
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What's wrong with being a nerd, though? I like being smart, it wins me debates like this. I have good arguments to support my opinion...
Nai_fml
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Where did I say I was witty? Or smart? Or clever? I just said I wasn't dumb.
mushrooms_fml
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O really does it? Im done with this i have better things 2 do than 2 argue with a nerd and a dumbass. Im actually going 2 go 2 the mall with people i kno in REAL LIFE. Have fun continuing 2 argue with me after im gone, bitches!!!!!!!!!
spongebobrocks
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Why would we argue with you when you're gone...? It's more fun to provoke you when you're actually there.
I joined up specifically just to make this comment; in response to most of that conversation, I will point out that I have absolutely nothing to justify the pure and absolute level of stupidity that has been shown by Mushrooms. Instead of any scrap of intelligent debate, I see a lot of very simple little insults that have absolutely no effect whatsoever on their intended targets, only furthering the already bad reputation of aforementioned person. I will also point out that most of her argument relied on many assumptions and blatant stereotype. I applaud the other end of the argument in this situation.
Nai_fml
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Hah, just because you're going somewhere doesn't mean you're going to be done with us.
OH MY GOD I DON'T CARE
spongebobrocks
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Why, thank you very much. ^_^ It's fun to provoke her and see how stupid she can get.
wow...you're freaking stupid. i hope you get pregnant. and learn to spell properly.
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Ouch, that must have sucked. However, (you may well know this already) you can get latex-free condoms. Now that you know you're allergic, I'd look into getting some if I were you.
While I personally have made the decision not to have sex yet, so I haven't looked into condoms, I'm sure there are some kinds that are non-latex. Don't have to go bareback... the non-latex ones may be harder to find, but I'm sure they're out there.