Intimacy: Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about...

By Jess49 - 03/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

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TMI

By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 588

You deserved it 13 738

By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 979

You deserved it 4 736

Experiment!

By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 348

You deserved it 4 338

By U_U - 20/10/2013 19:20 - United States

Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 152

You deserved it 5 148

No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 119

You deserved it 5 804

Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 995

You deserved it 6 095

The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 297

You deserved it 5 879

By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 628

You deserved it 5 751

Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 161

You deserved it 5 253

By maybe if i was paid like them i would - 14/08/2015 22:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 458

You deserved it 2 621

tacovender 7

Saturday 3 December 2011 5:19

Nothing like dipping your head in a dirty toilet during sex!

graham11 14

Saturday 3 December 2011 5:20

And...that's when you wish life had an undo button.

Comments

CLongaker 2

Sunday 4 December 2011 8:23

Want a new bf?

AliCat18 12

Saturday 10 December 2011 14:46

#170 i would understand if you were 50 but youre 15 and you dont know what bf means! really! my dad knows what it means! bf= boyfriend!

dopefreshh19 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:00

Lol what's that?

momo1972 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:48

Well get on with it, you opened the door

bearsy 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:45

Wait you mean like head in toliet right?

Namenlos_fml 20

Sunday 4 December 2011 22:16

You're the one who asked.

Sionnach 10

Monday 5 December 2011 11:43

'Anything'... possibly the most dangerous word in the English language.

mrmerino 0

Monday 5 December 2011 16:30

Ahhh! Oh my god that's hilarious!

Omgplz 3

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:55

"he put my head in a toilet" -"still counts!"

Scarlettx7 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:03

That's sick !

xMRxLAMAx 0

Friday 9 December 2011 21:47

So? shove his head in the toilet?

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Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML

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Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 328

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Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 535

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Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 450

You deserved it 3 609

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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You deserved it 103

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

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