By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
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perdix 29

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

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TheMaster15 10

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

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afropuffjake 9

Funny how impossible it is to please the potential in-laws, right?

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afropuffjake 9

Jake the snake for my middle name and my sister adopted shortening Ismael to Isma but she makes it sound like Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove -.-

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hateevryone 14

How were you a doormat? Was she bossing you around?

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humorizer 14

Mine is "douchebag". My name doesn't even sound similar to it. Weird.

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koolkat27 13

Am I the only one who has no nickname?

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absolutegrrr 7

My name's Gemma and I was always Gemima Puddleduck, which got irritating to say the least..

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