Intimacy: Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung...

By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

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Same thing different taste

By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 14:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

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Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Rob - 06/06/2012 16:02 - United States - Neoga

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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By keepsmiling - 02/09/2009 11:19 - France

Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

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Sunday 16 November 2014 20:12

It was a sperm of the moment kind of thing.

WhackTheJackal 22

Sunday 16 November 2014 21:01

He definitely *puts on sunglasses* hit it twice.

Comments

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 17 November 2014 22:39

Well, that's a different kind of facial.

jake_braves 25

Tuesday 18 November 2014 9:26

At least it missed going into your mouth and accidentally swallowing it.

K1LL3R13 5

Tuesday 18 November 2014 14:15

I guess you can say, you had it cumming.. cx

gatorclay97 28

Thursday 20 November 2014 5:12

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nrwl_30 17

Monday 24 November 2014 7:28

Ewww... A little decency please! lol!

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 21 December 2014 8:10

raw dog it instead!

domShai12 7

Wednesday 31 December 2014 5:55

you know what they say.. accidents happen. xD

timakramer 14

Saturday 14 May 2016 14:13

I vividly imagined this while making an excessive amount of sound effects. Let's just say I am thoroughly entertained by your lovers shenanigans.

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